Battle of the Weathermen!
Hungry for another post you say! Lucky for you, the nap in my previous post has made me not sleepy. Ok, commence postage:
Earlier, eager to find out when this rainy spell would leave us, I tuned into KCAL9 to see, or better yet, experience, resident weather person Jackie Johnson do the weather forecast. Is it just me, or is Jackie Johnson's bust like halfway into Nevada when she does the weather? C'mon broseph, let's get real. We all know that Jackie didn't get hired for her Weather forecasting skillz, she got hired for her "shake what yo Mama gave you" skillz. Now before I get heckled for being a sexist, according to her bio, Jackie does indeed have the journalistic credentials to be on the news, but unlike her ABC7 archrival Dallas Raines, Jackie isn't even AMS (American Meteorological Society) certified. Travesty I say! Then again, in LA, how hard is it really to point to predict the Weather? I bet you anyone (including me) could do it -- I'd say that there's a 90% chance of it being sunny with a scant chance of clouds (on a typical day in LA at least).
So if the sole criterion for being a weatherman (woman) is Grecian good looks, who would you rather see do the weather: Jackie, Dallas, or me?
Earlier, eager to find out when this rainy spell would leave us, I tuned into KCAL9 to see, or better yet, experience, resident weather person Jackie Johnson do the weather forecast. Is it just me, or is Jackie Johnson's bust like halfway into Nevada when she does the weather? C'mon broseph, let's get real. We all know that Jackie didn't get hired for her Weather forecasting skillz, she got hired for her "shake what yo Mama gave you" skillz. Now before I get heckled for being a sexist, according to her bio, Jackie does indeed have the journalistic credentials to be on the news, but unlike her ABC7 archrival Dallas Raines, Jackie isn't even AMS (American Meteorological Society) certified. Travesty I say! Then again, in LA, how hard is it really to point to predict the Weather? I bet you anyone (including me) could do it -- I'd say that there's a 90% chance of it being sunny with a scant chance of clouds (on a typical day in LA at least).
So if the sole criterion for being a weatherman (woman) is Grecian good looks, who would you rather see do the weather: Jackie, Dallas, or me?
I think the forecast calls for -- keepin' it Gangsta! LOL -- KCAL9, I'll be awaiting your call >:-)
posted by ePH D0GG at
1:58 AM
5 Comments:
Yo dude! I've been checking out your blog. Are you still going to re-do your site or are you just gonna be bloggin it from now? So what's going on? How are things with Pop being gone? It's weird because i've been here for about 5 years but, i feel strange for you guys with him not being there. Well, I just wanted to let you know that i've been checking your blog. Email whenever you find some time.....Reg
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Reg, at Sun Mar 12, 02:50:00 PM 2006
Yo, it's me again! I'm at work booooooooored. I checked out Uncle Robert's blog and it has a link to Romar's blog. I clicked on it but i couldn't get in. Do you know if his blog is still runnin? So what's been going with you? I heard you're thinking about buying some real estate. Crrrrazy! You know, i was thinking i should get into this whole blogging craze. It would be kinda hard for me being that i don't have my own pc at home. It seems like it's a good forum to keep in touch with people, rather than just using regular email. I think your's is pretty cool. Uncle and auntie look like they're having a great time in Europe. I'm kinda jealous of them and Pop. Well, i think i've taken up alot of your space. I think next time i'll just go ahead and email you. Which address is the best one to write to??? Talk to you later dude...............Reg
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Reg, at Sun Mar 12, 10:33:00 PM 2006
Bro - it's good to hear from you man. I'm glad you're enjoying my blog. Dood, it's easy to set you up with one ... I can do it for you if you want? Yea it would be dope to keep up with what you're doing over there. Just let me know. I don't really want to give out my email here cuz the whole world can see it, I'll email your work email. If not, just hit me up here. Talk to you soon brother - cuya
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Anonymous, at Mon Mar 13, 12:09:00 AM 2006
hmmm no word on the "YOU AREN'T GANGSTA EPH" petition I sent to you in the mail huh? Well I am sure the Mayor of Norwalk got my request to un-gangsta you by now!
p.s.
HI REG... my roomate Mary still hates you! :)
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Carlene, at Mon Mar 13, 04:43:00 PM 2006
Funny ish Eph, glad to see even the weather forecast can be kept GANGSTA!
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Sonny, at Thu Mar 16, 01:52:00 PM 2006
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